Hindi Sexy SMS Collection

SUPER DUPER GAALI BY 1 GIRL TO ANOTHER GIRL:
Shut up u bitch,
your Vag!na has been used more than Google….!!!:-)

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Bhakt: Baba ch~t aur ch~tiye me kya antar hai?
Baba: Beta jo admi ko pagal kar de use ch~t kahte hai aur jo ch~t ke piche pagal ho jaye use ch~tiya kahte hai.

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GIRL: tum ladke log gale me tabeez aur pars me condom kyu rakhte ho?
BOY: Is Paapi Dunia me BHOOT or C#OOT Ka Koi Bharosa Nahi Kab Kaha Mil Jaye.

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Teacher- what is bikini?
Boy- Bikini is the only dress, in which whole body of a girl is exposed,
phir bhi sali nazre sirf covered area pe hi jati hai…

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GIRLS put makeup..
lots of creams,
perfumes
& they make the best hairstyle EVER..
...
Finally Guys luk at dem n say:
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B#ENC#OD GAA#D Dekh La~di ki..

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Pen!s & Zuban me samanta:
dono me haddi nhi hai,
dono pe kabu rahna mushkil,
dono se pichkari maar sakte hai,
dono ko tarah tarah k item chakhne ka shauk hai.

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Saali- Jiju mujhe Cho%o na,
Jiju- nhi, tum bahut Moti ho,
Saali- Abe,ga#du madarc#od, kabhi suna nahi kya, Chikan ka maza Boti me, aur
C#oot ka maza Moti me.

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Life me kitni bhi badi problem aaye.
Bus ek baar apne GAA#D pe haath rakhna aur kahna ALL IZZ WELL.
Kyunki problem me sabse pehli aadmi ki GAA#D hi fatati hai.

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SXTEL NETWORK…
aap jis c#oot se sampark karna chahte hai wo is wakt apka lu#d nhi le skti.
iss root ki sabhi ra#diya vyast hai, kripya muth markar santosh kre.

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Gf \: Pike gadi mat chalao boht acdnt ho rhe hai…
Bf-thnx baby, Ur so caring
Friend: Pike gadi mat chala boht acdnt ho rhe hai…
Boy: Baap ko c#odna mat sikha Lau%e…..

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Ek ladke ko chirag mila.
Usne use uthaya aur ragda toh
Zordaar Dhamaka hua
9 logo ki Gaa#d Fat Gai
Alladin ka Zamana Gaya b#osdiwalo
Aur Lawaris chizo se door raho...

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