Kitni kathor vidambana hai kudrat ki..
Phoolon ka raja "Gulab"..Kato me rehta hai !
aur jeevan ka "Nirmaata"..Jhaanto me rahta hai.
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Yaro ki English Dictionary:
Xcuse Me= Hat Bhos%i K.
Stupid= Ga#du.
Get Out= Ga#d mrwa.
Get Lost= Pakad le ab.
No= Ghantaa.
Hello= Aur lau%e..
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Ek ladka bike pe ja raha tha. traffic Police ne pakda.
Police- License hai?
Ladka- no
Police- Paise hai?
Ladka-No
...
Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daal ke 2 baal ukhad liya.
...
Ldka- Aisa kiyon kiya?
...
Police- taki tum kisi ko ye na kah sako ki police ne pakda magar jha#t ka ek baal nahi ukhad saka
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*Izzat Ka Faluda*
A Man Sitting With his Wife in Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife & Says
.
..
.
..
Paise Pehle Le lena
ye admi Baad Me Bohat Lafda Karta Hai.
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Girl1 to girl2: u r looking beautiful today
Girl2:thanks yaar u r my true friend
...
Boy1 to boy2: kya be aaj mast dikh ra h tu..
Boy2: to phir aa chus le mera. .
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1 Sacha Dost Wahi Hai
Jo Apka Pehla Ansu Poch Le
Dusra Ansu Rok Le
Aur Agar Tisra Ansu Aya To
Zor Se Thapad Mare Aur
Kahe
BHOS%IKE LE AB KHUL K RO Le.
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Bakarc#odi ki had..
...
Ek Ladka chalti bus me khadi Ladki ki ga#d me ungli dalta hai,
to Ladki muskura ke bolti hai-
“UTNA HI NIKALA NA JITNA KHA SAKO”
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Boy: Did u know,
Sperms are made of Glucose.?
Girl: Sach.? Ye baat to mujhe pata hi nahi thi,thanx..
Boy: Chalo ab isi baat par “MUH TO MITHA KAR LO”
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thank God Ekta kapur ended her ‘K’ Fixation,
othrwise imagin what her new serial “bade ache lgte hai” would b calld….
‘khade ache lgte hai’….lolz
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Dunia Ke Sare Bachhe Strike Pe Hai?
Unka Kehna H Ki Huggies Ki Ad Me Unki Ga#d Dikhayi Jati Hai...
To phir W!shper K Ad Me na-insaafi kyun...??
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Best msg...
Forward This Msg To Your Friends and Get
Cool, Funny and Amazing Replies.
But Reply Me First.
.
.
.
.
Chusega ???
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Lady teacher:- bachcho batao kurkure ki ad humesa ladki hi kyu karti hai.?
...
Student: kyuki koi bhi mard sari dunia k samne nahi bolega
...
"Teda hai par mera hai.
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Jija shadi k baad phli bar sasural aaya.
Use dekhkar sali boli: lo aa gya bhenc#od.
Maa: beti esa nhi kahte.
Saali: ma rishta vahi soch nayi.
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"L" ajawab hai tu.
"A" pna hai tu.
"V" ishwaas patr hai tu.
"D" ildar hai tu.
"A" zaad panchhi hai tu.
...
In short
mera...
L.A.V.D.A hai re tu...
-----------------------------------------------------------
Ek sardar ne sex karne ka sab intezam kar liya...
...
TEL laya,
VIAGRA laya,
RUI laya,
....
kisi ne pucha ab kis bzat ka intejar hai
sardar bola: bass ye BANDA sMs pad le.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Kisi ne pucha mujhse meri barbadi ka sabab ey dost?
.
..
...
....
to me ne do ungliyon se ch~t bana kar dikha di...
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Is waqt dunia k 25% log sx kar chuke honge,
25% log sx kar rahe honge,
49% log sx karne wale honge...
aur baki 1% log LU#D khujlate hue SMS padh rahe honge
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Soni sex par dekhiye, 8 baje- maniben ka bhos%a, 8.30- tarak mehta ka ulta law%a, 9- sajan re ga#d mat maro, 9.30- jugani chali maa chu%ane, 10- la pata lu#d..
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Yaar tu wo hi ladka hai na jisne matric ke english ke paper me question dekha..
“fill in the blanks" aur phir tu teen ghante apni hi ga#d me ungali daal kar baitha raha.
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aaj desh ka bacha bigad raha hai
Bhai bhai se lad raha hai
Ladka zabardasti ladki par chad raha hai,,
Itna kuch ho raha hai aur tu 'law%a' sms pad raha hai...!
---------------------------------------------------------------
What is the pure sanskrit mame of pe#is? -'mutra nishkasak shishu utpadak anand dayak nalika'
Kuch sikho salo 'lau%a lau%a' chillate rehte ho.
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What is fcuk?.....
ans: it is entry of polland into holland in between thailand when both people r in nagaland.
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Kya tum chhote bade ho sakte ho.?
Muh se pani aur malai nikal sakte ho.?
.
Nahi na...
.
.
Dost, sirf shakal Lu#d jaisi hone se kuch nahi hota.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ladki aur SMS me kya similarity hai?
?
??
???
??
?
??
???
??
?
Jab tak uper se niche tak pura dekh na lo chain hi nahi aata.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Chu%ai k 2 imp rules-
Pehli baar is tarah cho%o
Jaise dusri baar kabhi milegi hi nahi
Dusri baar is tarah cho%o
Jaise pehle kabhi cho%a hi nahi.
-------------------------------------------------
Har aurat sx k time alag-alag baat karti hai,
Naokrani- jaldi karo malkin aa jayegi,
Padosan- dhire karo awaz bahar na jaye,
Prmika- thoda aur karo
Biwi- pankha kitna ganda ho gaya hai.
--------------------------------------------------
Zindgi ki race me 1st aane k liye
Humesha ye soch k bhago
Ki
Peeche lu#d hai,
agar ruke to ga#d me ghus jayega..
--------------------------------------------------------
Phoolon ka raja "Gulab"..Kato me rehta hai !
aur jeevan ka "Nirmaata"..Jhaanto me rahta hai.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Yaro ki English Dictionary:
Xcuse Me= Hat Bhos%i K.
Stupid= Ga#du.
Get Out= Ga#d mrwa.
Get Lost= Pakad le ab.
No= Ghantaa.
Hello= Aur lau%e..
------------------------------------------------
Ek ladka bike pe ja raha tha. traffic Police ne pakda.
Police- License hai?
Ladka- no
Police- Paise hai?
Ladka-No
...
Police ne ladke ke underwear me haath daal ke 2 baal ukhad liya.
...
Ldka- Aisa kiyon kiya?
...
Police- taki tum kisi ko ye na kah sako ki police ne pakda magar jha#t ka ek baal nahi ukhad saka
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Izzat Ka Faluda*
A Man Sitting With his Wife in Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife & Says
.
..
.
..
Paise Pehle Le lena
ye admi Baad Me Bohat Lafda Karta Hai.
---------------------------------------------------------
Girl1 to girl2: u r looking beautiful today
Girl2:thanks yaar u r my true friend
...
Boy1 to boy2: kya be aaj mast dikh ra h tu..
Boy2: to phir aa chus le mera. .
-----------------------------------------------------------
1 Sacha Dost Wahi Hai
Jo Apka Pehla Ansu Poch Le
Dusra Ansu Rok Le
Aur Agar Tisra Ansu Aya To
Zor Se Thapad Mare Aur
Kahe
BHOS%IKE LE AB KHUL K RO Le.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Bakarc#odi ki had..
...
Ek Ladka chalti bus me khadi Ladki ki ga#d me ungli dalta hai,
to Ladki muskura ke bolti hai-
“UTNA HI NIKALA NA JITNA KHA SAKO”
----------------------------------------------------------------
Boy: Did u know,
Sperms are made of Glucose.?
Girl: Sach.? Ye baat to mujhe pata hi nahi thi,thanx..
Boy: Chalo ab isi baat par “MUH TO MITHA KAR LO”
---------------------------------------------------------------
thank God Ekta kapur ended her ‘K’ Fixation,
othrwise imagin what her new serial “bade ache lgte hai” would b calld….
‘khade ache lgte hai’….lolz
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Dunia Ke Sare Bachhe Strike Pe Hai?
Unka Kehna H Ki Huggies Ki Ad Me Unki Ga#d Dikhayi Jati Hai...
To phir W!shper K Ad Me na-insaafi kyun...??
------------------------------------------------------------------
Best msg...
Forward This Msg To Your Friends and Get
Cool, Funny and Amazing Replies.
But Reply Me First.
.
.
.
.
Chusega ???
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Lady teacher:- bachcho batao kurkure ki ad humesa ladki hi kyu karti hai.?
...
Student: kyuki koi bhi mard sari dunia k samne nahi bolega
...
"Teda hai par mera hai.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jija shadi k baad phli bar sasural aaya.
Use dekhkar sali boli: lo aa gya bhenc#od.
Maa: beti esa nhi kahte.
Saali: ma rishta vahi soch nayi.
----------------------------------------------------------
"L" ajawab hai tu.
"A" pna hai tu.
"V" ishwaas patr hai tu.
"D" ildar hai tu.
"A" zaad panchhi hai tu.
...
In short
mera...
L.A.V.D.A hai re tu...
-----------------------------------------------------------
Ek sardar ne sex karne ka sab intezam kar liya...
...
TEL laya,
VIAGRA laya,
RUI laya,
....
kisi ne pucha ab kis bzat ka intejar hai
sardar bola: bass ye BANDA sMs pad le.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Kisi ne pucha mujhse meri barbadi ka sabab ey dost?
.
..
...
....
to me ne do ungliyon se ch~t bana kar dikha di...
------------------------------------------------------------------
Is waqt dunia k 25% log sx kar chuke honge,
25% log sx kar rahe honge,
49% log sx karne wale honge...
aur baki 1% log LU#D khujlate hue SMS padh rahe honge
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Soni sex par dekhiye, 8 baje- maniben ka bhos%a, 8.30- tarak mehta ka ulta law%a, 9- sajan re ga#d mat maro, 9.30- jugani chali maa chu%ane, 10- la pata lu#d..
------------------------------------------------------------------
Yaar tu wo hi ladka hai na jisne matric ke english ke paper me question dekha..
“fill in the blanks" aur phir tu teen ghante apni hi ga#d me ungali daal kar baitha raha.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
aaj desh ka bacha bigad raha hai
Bhai bhai se lad raha hai
Ladka zabardasti ladki par chad raha hai,,
Itna kuch ho raha hai aur tu 'law%a' sms pad raha hai...!
---------------------------------------------------------------
What is the pure sanskrit mame of pe#is? -'mutra nishkasak shishu utpadak anand dayak nalika'
Kuch sikho salo 'lau%a lau%a' chillate rehte ho.
------------------------------------------------------------------
What is fcuk?.....
ans: it is entry of polland into holland in between thailand when both people r in nagaland.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Kya tum chhote bade ho sakte ho.?
Muh se pani aur malai nikal sakte ho.?
.
Nahi na...
.
.
Dost, sirf shakal Lu#d jaisi hone se kuch nahi hota.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ladki aur SMS me kya similarity hai?
?
??
???
??
?
??
???
??
?
Jab tak uper se niche tak pura dekh na lo chain hi nahi aata.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Chu%ai k 2 imp rules-
Pehli baar is tarah cho%o
Jaise dusri baar kabhi milegi hi nahi
Dusri baar is tarah cho%o
Jaise pehle kabhi cho%a hi nahi.
-------------------------------------------------
Har aurat sx k time alag-alag baat karti hai,
Naokrani- jaldi karo malkin aa jayegi,
Padosan- dhire karo awaz bahar na jaye,
Prmika- thoda aur karo
Biwi- pankha kitna ganda ho gaya hai.
--------------------------------------------------
Zindgi ki race me 1st aane k liye
Humesha ye soch k bhago
Ki
Peeche lu#d hai,
agar ruke to ga#d me ghus jayega..
--------------------------------------------------------
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